I saw 8 new movies, re-watched 1 other, and re-watched two
TV show seasons in the month of September.
I managed to get a couple of “Very Long Wait” DVDs from
Netflix for
the TSPDT list, and one of them was among the longest movies I had
left. I also was able to track down a
few more of the ones I was having trouble getting from Netflix.
With TV shows coming back in September they release the sets
for the prior season as a marketing gimmick to remind people of them. I spent a sizable amount of time rewatching
the entire seasons for a couple of shows.
That cut into my movie viewing quite a bit.
Here are the 8 new movies I saw in September. Highlighted films are ones to which I would
give at least three stars out of five.
TSPDT (5): Heaven’s
Gate (1980), Touchez Pas
au Grisbi (1954), Entr’acte
(1924), The Thief of Bagdad (1940), They Died with Their Boots On (1941)
Other Movies (3): Mosquita
y Mari (2012), Sixteen (1973), The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Rewatches (1): Captain America: The
Winter Soldier (2014)
TV (2): Marvel’s Agents of Shield Season
1, The Big Bang
Theory Season 7
Mosquita y Mari
(2012) – Interesting film with some potential but unfortunately the
director didn't seem to know where she wanted to go with it. The two actresses
do a good job with what they are given to work with. I just wish there was a
better overall story for them to be a part of. 2.5 stars
Sixteen (1973) – Hicksploitation
film from the early 1970s ostensibly starring Oscar nominee Mercedes
McCambridge, but really more a film looking for an excuse to show off Simone
Griffeth's beauty. She plays a daughter of a swamp family. The whole family
goes to a carnival where she is seduced by an older male performer, while her
teen brother is seduced by an older female performer. 2.5 stars
The Amazing
Spider-Man (2014) – The first Spider-Man retread was really poorly written
- laughably so - and yet they chose to bring back the same writers for the
sequel. This time around they decided to
repeat almost everything wrong with Spider-Man 3. Too many villains running
around? Check. One of them Harry Osborn as the Green Goblin, pissed at Peter?
Check. Completely forced relationship breakup? Check. Too many different
subplots, leaving them all undeveloped? Check. 2 stars
Heaven’s Gate (1980)
– Beautifully filmed, but incredibly bloated, movie. This is a basic story of
the Johnson County War, with a love triangle thrown in. There's about 90
minutes of story, but director Cimino famously delivered a hugely overfilled
movie. The official version is three hours and 39 minutes long. And the sound mix is horrible. There were many
times where the background noise drowned out the dialogue. There were no
English subtitles on the DVD I got from Netflix to help with the sound problem,
either. 2 stars
Touchez Pas au Grisbi
(1954) (aka Honor Among Thieves) – This isn't a heist film - that's already
happened before the movie opens. Instead, it's a movie about what happens
afterwards. In these kinds of films either the criminals turn on each other, or
one's an idiot who blabs too much to others and gets everyone in trouble. This
movie is the latter. Jean Gabin is
terrific as the world-weary mastermind whose partner gets them both in trouble.
Watch also for an early in her career Jeanne Moreau as a showgirl who finds out
about the heist. 3.5 stars
Entr’acte (1924) –
Think Luis Bunuel and Salvador Dali invented film surrealism? Think again. Rene
Clair made this short 5 years before they did Un chien andalou. I am certainly no fan of surrealism, but the
imagery in Entr'acte is actually entertaining and in some cases even kind
of fun. 3 stars
The Thief of Bagdad (1940) – I’m sure I would have liked this film
much more if I had seen it as a child.
It has adventure and characters to root for. Unfortunately, I saw it for the first time
just now. It’s a simplistic story that
does not hold up to even the slimmest amount of thought. Everything is overacted. The score is incredibly loud and irritating –
to the point where I literally had to hold the remote the entire film,
increasing the volume to try to hear the dialogue, but then decreasing it to
try to not get my ears blasted by the score.
It’s a very colorful film and some of the special effects, such as the
magic carpet ride, still hold up today. And
if you like male beauty, this is the film for you. 2.5 stars
They Died with Their
Boots On (1941) – Even by the standards of film biographies of the time
this movie is pure Hollywood hokum. About the only thing they got correct with
this bio of General Custer is that he died at Little Big Horn. Everything else is fiction. Errol Flynn as Custer has charisma oozing out
of every pore, and Olivia de Havilland once again joins him on screen, but even
they couldn’t quite rise above the “gee whiz and aw shucks” scenes. I would like to note this might be the
earliest made film I’ve ever seen that is reasonably sympathetic to American
Indians, even referring to them once as “the only true Americans.” 2.5 stars