The Alamo Drafthouse in
has had a strict policy of no talking in their theater. They would even run a short clip of former Governor Ann Richards getting a call in her office, coming down to the theater, and throwing the talker out. Austin, Texas
More recently, the Alamo Drafthouse took on texting in their theater, too. People were trying to get around the no talking rule and consequently flooding the theater with beams of light from their phones.
One woman was not happy about getting tossed out for texting. She left a voicemail for the Alamo Drafthouse that they ended up turning into their latest short clip to warn people not to text.
This is the censored version. If you want to hear it in all its glory, you can find the uncensored version here.
Personally, I wish all theaters would do this. I might start going out to see more movies again.