Movie – Desert Hearts (1985)

Desert Hearts was the first film I ever saw that showed a lesbian relationship as something other than perverse or unhappy.  Instead, it treated the romance with just as much respect as male/female romances in other movies.  Nowadays this might not seem like much, but back in the 1980s it was a huge deal.  The result of this treatment was much praise for the director and actresses, and a moving story for the viewer.

Movie – Show Me Love (aka Fucking Amal) (1998)

Show Me Love is a Swedish coming of age film.  It is the story of two very different teenage girls.  It’s also a really sweet story of first love.  The film ended up being the most popular Swedish film of that year.  It was also critically acclaimed, winning four Guldbagge Awards (the “Swedish Oscars”) for Best Film, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Best Actress jointly shared by the two leads.  It won awards from several other countries, too, although it did not receive an Academy Award nomination, perhaps because of controversy over its title.

Movie – Bound (1996)

Back in the 1990s the Wachowski Brothers (now the Wachowskis) had this movie idea about a man trapped in a virtual reality.  While the studio was intrigued by the concept, the film would be expensive and there was no way they were going to give that kind of budget to first-time filmmakers.  To show that they were not amateurs they took a page from the Coen Brothers’ manual and wrote and directed the relatively inexpensive noir/thriller Bound.  The film was critically praised and this enabled them to make the film they really wanted to do – The Matrix (1999).  The thing is, Bound is a great movie in its own right.  I still hope the two revisit this genre at some point.

Movie – Out at the Wedding (2007)

Ever get caught in a lie and then tell a bigger lie to get out of it?  Ever get caught in that one, and tell an even bigger one?  Perhaps not, but the thing with screwball comedies is that they intentionally go over the top setting up comedic situations.  Out at the Wedding is one such comedy.  I laughed quite a bit at this movie.

Movie – Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)

The movie Kissing Jessica Stein asks the question, “Can a bi-curious, bohemian, arty woman and a neurotic, uptight, straight woman find love with each other in today’s world?”  The answer may or may not be “yes”, but either way it’s going to be a bumpy ride.  The film is a romantic comedy with some dramatic elements.  It features two appealing performances from the lead actresses, who also co-wrote the film.

Jennifer Westfeldt (Jessica Stein) and Heather Juergensen (Helen Cooper) decided that since they couldn’t get any great roles in other people’s productions they should write their own.  They first did a play titled Lipschtick and this ended up becoming the movie Kissing Jessica Stein.  At the time the film came out the two were celebrated as a female version of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, who had famously done the same thing with Good Will Hunting.

Girl Meets Girl Movies

“I support same sex marriage only if both chicks are really hot.” – Bumper sticker

The topic of this category may conjure up images of some sleazy, zero budget film with porn actresses badly overacting to cheesy music.  The fact is, there is just as much variety in this genre of movies as there is in traditional “boy meets girl” films.

There are romantic comedies (Kissing Jessica Stein), regular comedies (It’s in the Water), pretending to be straight comedies (Better Than Chocolate), pretending to be gay comedies (Out at the Wedding), romance (Desert Hearts, Imagine Me & You, High Art), noir/thriller (Bound), young love (Show Me Love), passion (Room in Rome), forbidden love (Loving Annabelle), drama (When Night is Falling), action spoofs (D.E.B.S), biographies (Gia), coming of age (Foxfire, Lost and Delirious), Oscar winning performances (Monster, Boys Don’t Cry), culture clash (I Can’t Think Straight, Nina’s Heavenly Delights), sports movies (Personal Best), farce (The Sex Monster), science fiction (The Baby Formula), costume dramas (Tipping the Velvet), love triangles (Gray Matters), family dramas (Saving Face), finding your way in life (The Gymnast), foreign (Water Lilies), independent (Making Maya), classic “softcore” – tame by today’s standards (1968’s Therese & Isabelle), and period dramas (The World Unseen).

In addition, the stereotype of the kind of man who watches them is some loner who’s very glad the remote control can be operated with one hand.  To come clean about myself…wait, let me rephrase that – to speak honestly about myself, do I sometimes find a sex scene between two women to be a turn on?  Yes.  Of course, I can say the exact same thing about sex scenes between men and women.  Some are good (1992’s The Lover), some are bad (I Heart Huckabees), and most are just there. 

The thing is, the majority of the films I named above have nothing more explicit in them than what could be shown on broadcast TV.  And for those who are thinking, “You can say what you want, but that’s an awful lot of ‘lesbian movies’ you’ve seen Chip” – there are 31 films listed above.  Let’s say I’ve seen another 19 that I don’t remember just to make a total (50) that’s easy to work with.  I’ve seen somewhere north of 5,000 films, so the number of movies with a lesbian storyline that I’ve watched is less than 1% of the total.

Finally, the other attitude I read a lot is that these films are just male fantasies because they have women in them that are too beautiful to be believable as lesbians.  This always makes me laugh.  It reveals so much about the people making these statements.  First, it shows that they assume that lesbians are not supposed to be attractive, perhaps because if they don’t have a man to try to impress then why bother getting all dolled up.  Second, it shows that they are clueless about their own hypocrisy.  Think of any boy meets girl movie you’ve seen (other than Harold and Maude).  I’ll bet the boy and girl were damn good looking.  The fact is, pretty much every person who is in romantic storylines in movies is great looking whether they are male or female, gay or straight.  Third, who says only males want to see beautiful women?  Lesbians aren’t attracted to them, too?

I will review a subset of the films I mentioned above.  I was listing that many just to illustrate the variety of them that exists.  As I post the reviews, I will come back and post the links to them here:

Kissing Jessica Stein
Out at the Wedding
Bound
Show Me Love (aka Fucking Amal)
Desert Hearts
Room in Rome

On to the reviews…

Hike – South Bubble, Bubble Rock, North Bubble, Conner’s Nubble, Eagle Lake

The Bubbles rising over Jordan Pond

The Bubbles are perhaps the two most photographed mountains in Acadia National Park.  Everyone seems to stop at the Jordan Pond House and when they walk down in back of it the two mountains dominate the view across Jordan Pond.  Some people hike to the top of the nearer one from this point, but there is a better way to do it. 

This post describes a loop hike up to Bubble Rock and the summit of South Bubble, then a traverse of North Bubble, then a traverse of Connor’s Nubble, then a walk along the shore of Eagle Lake, then finally a loop back to the start.  This is a hike that can be split into multiple pieces so that you can make it a length that is comfortable for you.

Why Hike?

Here are a few reasons [pictures found on the Web]:

For those folks who started following my blog in the last several months, you have seen only movie reviews, with occasional book reviews or humor posts.  Since becoming a LAMB I’ve concentrated on movies.  Prior to this, though, I also had done weekly posts on hiking trails, especially ones found in Acadia National Park in Maine.  Now that spring is here, these posts are starting to show up as being read again.  Because of this, I am going to start including new posts that give people tips on hiking trails again.  In these posts I will include photos and sometimes videos I have taken.  Like movies and books, I only write reviews for hiking trails that I have personally experienced.

I have the good fortune to live only a few hours away from one of the most popular national parks in the U.S. (Acadia National Park).  In addition, the state of Maine in general has a lot of activities geared towards the outdoors, and hiking is prominent among them.  Volunteers have built several hundred miles of trails around the state, and, of course, the most famous U.S. trail of all – the Appalachian Trail – comes to its end in Maine.  With both oceans and mountains only a couple hours away from each other, the range of choices for hikers in Maine is great.

I’m going to do a hiking post right after this, then move into my next movie category – Girl Meets Girl.  Watch for future posts on hiking as the weather continues to warm up.

In the meantime, if you are curious you can read a sample hiking post here:

Movie – An Inconvenient Truth (2006)

Back in the late 1980s and 1990s I had a subscription to Discover – a science magazine.  One of the occasional contributing writers was a Senator named Al Gore.  Prior to this the only thing I knew about him was that he had let his wife run a Senate “investigation” into objectionable (to her) lyrics in music.  Needless to say, the fact that the man actually had a good mind for science, and knew of its importance to our future, did a lot to restore my bad opinion of him.  I can’t honestly remember if any of his articles focused on global warming, but it would not surprise me.  Watching the documentary An Inconvenient Truth reminded me of how focused on science Gore had been before becoming the Vice-President of the United States in 1992.

Movie – Dangerous Beauty (aka The Honest Courtesan aka A Destiny of Her Own (1998)

The movie Dangerous Beauty is based on the biography The Honest Courtesan by Margaret Rosenthal.  It tells the life story of Veronica Franco, a woman who lived in Venice in the latter half of the 16^th century.  Franco was a very accomplished woman, being a top courtesan, political player, renowned wit, great beauty, socially charitable person, favorite of many men including King Henry III of France, and author of two books of poetry around the time Shakespeare was first starting to put quill to parchment.  As you may expect, such a woman would also gather her share of enemies.  The movie is an effectively told tale about this woman and her life.

Humor – Easter Guests

I hope you all had a happy Easter.  I hosted my extended family at my house for Easter dinner.  Here are some pictures:

Before:

Starting:

The last guests being prompted to go home:

(Just kidding.)

I’m lucky.  My family did the dishes and helped me pick up some.  They also left well before it got dark, and no police had to be called out to my house.

Movie – Top Hat (1935)

Top Hat is usually considered the best of the ten Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers movies (although I prefer 1936’s Swing Time.)  Top Hat has the two of them at the peak of their popularity, in the first movie written specifically for them, and with songs written by Irving Berlin.  As you can imagine, the result is a very entertaining movie.  It was nominated for four Oscars, including Best Picture.

Movie – Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961)

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea was a big budget disaster flick written, directed, and produced by Irwin Allen.  Allen specialized in these kinds of movies (The Towering Inferno, The Poseidon Adventure, etc.)  He was sort of the Roland Emmerich (The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla, 2012, etc.) of his day.  At first I had some fun being amused at the outdated machinery and some bad science, but after a while I found myself caught up in the story.  I ended up liking the film and it made me curious about the TV show that spun off from it.

Movie – Marilyn Hotchkiss’ Ballroom Dancing & Charm School (2005)

I’ll be honest; despite the cast in it, I don’t remember ever hearing about this film until I went searching for movies with “charm” in the title.  It’s based on the 1990 short film of the same name by writer/director Randall Miller (Bottle Shock).  Miller is once again at the helm for the full length movie.  I’m glad that I did end up watching it.  It has a combination of drama and whimsy that works much of the time. 

Movie – Strange Days (1995)

Strange Days is a near-future science fiction movie that didn’t get a lot of notice at the time it was released, even though it was written by James Cameron and starred Ralph Fiennes who was coming off his Oscar nomination for Schindler’s List.  It was directed by Cameron’s ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow.  After her Best Director Oscar win for The Hurt Locker people started re-discovering some of her earlier films, including this one.  In my opinion, Strange Days is the best film Bigelow made prior to The Hurt Locker, although I’d listen to the Near Dark (1987) fans who might disagree with me.

Movie – Downfall (2004)

Downfall is a German film based on two books that recounted the last days of Adolph Hitler – Inside Hitler’s Bunker: The Last Days of the Third Reich by Joachim Fest and Until the Final Hour: Hitler’s Last Secretary by Traudl Junge.  It is the latter that gives us the best look because it is the personal account of a woman who was actually there.  There is a level of personal connection we make with the character of Traudl in the film since we know that in some ways this is her story, too.  The result is a strongly dramatic, sometimes riveting look at the downfall of Hitler and the Nazis.

Movie – Up (2009)

The movie Up is only the second animated movie to ever be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar (the first was 1991’s Beauty and the Beast).  Up was one of the first to receive a nomination for Best Original Screenplay.  It ended up losing to The Hurt Locker in both categories.  It did win two Oscars: one for Best Animated Film and one for Best Score.  Up is a really beautiful film, not just in regards to the animation, but in regards to the story, too.  It has a mostly silent opening 10 minutes showing the life of the main character and his wife, from the time they are children, to the time that the wife passes away.  This sequence is very moving and is the finest opening to an animated film that I have ever seen.  The rest of the film is just as good.  This is a truly wonderful film.

Quarky Movies

“I have my eye on you Quark.” – Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

That category title is not a typo.  I did not mean “quirky”; I meant “quarky”.  Okay, so I made the word up (and for a small fee I’ll license it to you).  I am using it to refer to quarks.  You know – quarks.  The subatomic particles that make up all matter?  Never heard of them?  Here's far more than you probably ever want to know about them.

For the purposes of this category all you need to know regarding them are that there are six “flavors” (types) of them.  Those flavors are Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom, and Top.  Some people prefer to use the terms Beauty and Truth, rather than Bottom and Top.  I am going to do a set of movie recommendations that use a flavor of quark somewhere in its title.

Subatomic particles?  A quote not just from Star Trek, but one of the lesser known Star Treks?  Plays on words?  A Wikipedia link?  Yes, I am trying to come up with the absolute geekiest movie category ever created.  What do you think?  Did I succeed?

As I post the reviews, I will come back and post the links to them here:

Up	35 Up and the "Up" Series (already posted earlier) Pump Up the Volume (already posted earlier) Up
Down	Downfall
Strange	Strange Days
Charm	Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School
Bottom	Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Top	Top Hat
Beauty	American Beauty (already posted earlier) Dangerous Beauty
Truth	An Inconvenient Truth

On to the reviews…

Movie – Ondine (2009)

Ondine is one of only two movies I know of that employ the Celtic myth of selkies as part of the plot.  The other is 1994’s The Secret of Roan Inish, which I just reviewed.  Unlike that film Ondine is set in the present day and is darker in tone.  Since it is from director Neil Jordan (In the Company of Wolves, The Crying Game, Michael Collins) you know that if this is a fairy tale, it is not going to be all sweetness.  It is ambiguous for quite a while if there is something fantastical happening or if there are real world explanations for everything.  Unlike Pan’s Labyrinth the viewer does get a definitive answer, which then drives the end of the film.  The result is a great mixture of joy, sadness, mystery, romance, and a little bit of peril.

Movie – The Secret of Roan Inish (1994)

The movie The Secret of Roan Inish uses the Celtic myth of selkies as a central part of its tale.  It is based on the out of print book The Secret of Ron Mor Skerry by Rosalie K. Fry.  John Sayles (Matewan, Eight Men Out, Lone Star) adapted and directed the film.  He shifted the location to western Ireland and changed the name to Roan Inish (Gaelic for Island of the Seals

).  The result is a quite magical movie that can be enjoyed by most anyone.  It may or may not be a little slow for children, but adults will certainly appreciate it.  All ages will like the tales that are told.