“You better not be thinking what I think you’re thinking ‘cause my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless they’re boy-boy-girl…or Charlize Theron.” – Harmony
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The title of this category probably brings one of two questions to your mind:
1. Why watch one of her movies if she doesn’t get naked?
2. There have actually been Charlize Theron movies where she doesn’t get naked?
I just watched both Prometheus and Snow White and the Huntsman. Prometheus makes the cut as a movie I would recommend, but not Snow White. If you would like to see my thoughts on the latter, you can read them here.
This category does mean that I will have to exclude what is definitely her best performance in 2003’s Monster, for which she took home the Oscar. By the way, if you want to win an easy bet then challenge a “movie person” to name the only African actress to win an Oscar. Theron, not being black, is overlooked by most people.
This category also means some decent movies like 2 Days in the Valley, The Cider House Rules, and The Burning Plain will also need to be skipped. I’m still left with enough movies I can recommend. Even for most of these her character is naked at some point, but the movie watcher doesn’t actually see anything, so they don’t count as being nude scenes. The first movie up will be Prometheus.
As I post the reviews, I will come back and post the links to them here:
On to the reviews…